Sunday, June 5, 2011

THE LAST POST: COPACOBANA & RIO´S UNDERBELLY

Copacobana Beach. Its not all beer & skittles here, you know. For a start, I don´t play skittles at all. The actual beach is a beaut, even by Aussie standards. The suburbs of Rio are separated by large, weird shaped mountains which acted as natural barriers. Until they started to put tunnels everywhere.



The main streets of Copacobana are softened by trees, which gives a kind of Euro chic feel to the place.


But it can be bloody hard to find a park!! The parking racket appears to be controlled by local parking chiefs (I dont know what else to call them) who appear to direct operations on their little patch of kerb. I have made a detailed study of this operation while perched on one of the beer keg tables at the Belmonte. A fat guy with thongs is the local boss on this corner.



This is my local. I think I am now a part owner of this establishment. Several very late nights were enjoyed by our group right here. But I dont like the way they run a tab, instead of pay as you go. You almost think its free grog, until you get a humungous bill approximating the national debt, just as you want to go home. But you dont care......... until the next morning.



Even getting home is tricky. Most of the streets have this mosaic tiled surface on the footpath. It probably looked great when it was new, but now it is uneven & slippery.

Just about every building has serious security fencing at the front, with locked gates, & often a security guard as well.


It must be like living in a zoo, I expect.

Ok, thats the end of the photos for the time being. Friends, I have just had an un-nerving experience. As all my group has now left, I decided that today Sunday, my last day in Rio, would be devoted to cultural pursuits, rather than drinking & babe watching at the waters edge. So last night I got out the maps & the Lonely Planet, & plotted a course to the St Theresa area of the city. There I hoped to catch an old tram which winds its way through an older section of town, allegedly similar to the older parts of San Fransisco. And what better time to check it out than on a quiet Sunday morning, right? Wrong, as it turned out. The map showed the line would go close to several favelas, the local name for slums, which are definite no go areas, but that just makes it a bit more exciting, & maybe Ill take a few hard to get photos from the relative safety of the tram. I awoke early to the sound of steady rain. Damn it, but at least it will wash the streets clean of the all pervading dog wee odour.

By the time I had finished breakfast it had eased up a bit, so I walked to the nearest Metro station. I stated my destination to the ticket clerk & was given a plastic credit card in exchange for 3 reals. What is it with credit cards in this country? Another WTF moment as I tried to use the thing to get past a turnstile. After trying about every way I could think of, someone else finally turned up, & showed me how. You put it in a slot & the turnstile keeps it. Who would have thought. Great, that means I can stay on the system for as long as I want, because they dont collect tickets at the exit, & nobody knows where I got on! This is essentially how I was able to consistently defraud the London Underground for a whole year in 1977. Bewdy, the Green Man is back!

The euphoria lasted about 4 stops, until a black bloke got in & addressed the entire carriage in a loud voice. Eye contact was being averted by everybody, especially me. The rant lasted about a full minute, & of course I had no idea what he said, but it had the desired effect as many of the passengers squirmed uneasily then dropped money in a box the guy was carrying. I began to feel uncomfortable, as I stood out like you know whats. Had I just witnessed an act of robbery, extortion or charity? No idea, but fortunately my stop was next, & off I got. I was now deep underground, & in following the exit signs, noticed that several of the possible exit routes were cordoned off, including the one I wanted. I also noted that I was pretty much alone. Does anybody work here or what? When I finally left the station, I was totally disoriented, & in walking around the block to find the street I needed, I noticed I was alone again, this time in a vacant laneway strewn with rubbish, apart from a bloke looking at me & swinging a bike lock on the end of a chain, and talking to the voices in his head, quite loudly. Oops. Quick reverse into another lane, where another guy was breaking a lump of concrete into smaller pieces with a metal pipe. Not sure why, but he was a busy man & didnt see me. Another reverse had me in a main street. Across the road two cops had stopped their car & were talking to a group of five young black blokes. The last thing I wanted to do was pull out a map & gawk at it. There didnt seem to be anyone else around, not even many cars, and I suddenly got a very bad vibe as I remembered I had my valuables in my backpack, ie money, tickets, passport, camera, the lot. And at the odds of 5 to 1, I was on the losing side. Bugger, why didnt I leave that stuff at the hotel? Thats right, because the safe doesnt work. Why didnt I do this on a weekday when the city was populated? Because I was too busy sitting in the Belmonte sinking beers & reliving the trip with my travelling mates. By now I was on full alert. Could I make it any more obvious that I was an idiot, a vulnerable gringo carrying a basket of goodies, who didnt know where he was ? Well, perhaps if I was wearing a flourescent orange body suit, with a bag over my head, & throwing bundles of 100 real notes into the air, yes I could. Bugger the tramride, I scurried back to my adopted home of Copacobana with all speed.

Brazil has a bad reputation for high crime rates. This had been self evident from the moment I crossed the border from Argentina 2 weeks ago at Iguacu. Most the houses there had high fences, some topped with an electrified barrier, and large security gates. Windows & doors are invariably screened off with bars, grilles, etc. I believe gun ownership rates are high too. Well, there must be a reason for it. And in Copacobana, & Ipanema, safe areas, the front of just about all the buildings have very heavy duty steel rail fences & gates, while there are security guards outside nearly every large building. Up until last night, my experience had been that these things are pretty much just in the background as the well heeled party people go about their business of having fun in the sun. After checking out the night street market on Avenida Atlantica one last time, I entered Rua Bolivar just as two guys were having a traffic stopping stoush on the corner. They looked either drunk or drugged up, & while it was sort of in slow motion, it showed no sign of stopping as they each landed hit after hit. This was even attracting the attention of the staff & diners at several of the open air restaurants on this busy corner. But there was nothing funny about the sound one blokes head made as it smacked into the footpath. I walked quickly back to the hotel, feeling slightly sickened by what I had just seen.

Sorry to end on a bit of a downer, but after these two events, my second South American adventure is now over, & its time I went home. And at 4.00 am tomorrow (Monday), I will head to the airport, & after enduring the modern day equivalent of torture, eventually arrive home at about midnight Tuesday, if it all goes to plan. Thanks for reading, and Hasta Luego, Amigos.

Friday, June 3, 2011

RIO DE JANIERO


The coast road near Paraty.

Cobblestones. I really hate the bastards!


Dirt & fog at the same time?? Give me a break!


Slip sliding away.


Yes, I stayed there! Shutup, I heard that.



The speccy backdrop to Ipanema Beach.


Ipanema. Check the mosaic footpath!


National Park behind Penido.


The Sugarloaf. Dont worry, the cable car was built in Switzerland!


At the Copa, Copacobana.... (sorry).


Almost there.


An enforced wait.


I am now in Rio, & the tour is over. Some of my group has left, & the rest will leave shortly. I am here for the next 3 days to wind down & chill out. This is the first chance I have had to make some sense of it all! As I indicated last time, everything happens fast in Brazil. I feel like I have spent weeks on the motorways just passing trucks & being cut up by all the other traffic. Admittedly, some sections of motorway were pretty exciting to ride, but most of the time it was just bum-numbing & risky. Scariest moment was when Wicki just pulled to the side of the motorway to check the map. Just as I took my helmet off, there was a loud bang from ahead. As I looked up, I saw the back of a semi move a few feet sideways, in a puff of smoke. It looked as though that semi had rearended the one in front of it, but it turned out that that particular semi had blown a rear tyre, causing the trailer to whip out to the side. Just 15 seconds earlier, we had all passed that guy at about 120 kph. Holy Moley, was that lucky or what?

There has been little opportunity to do much else other than get from A to B asap, however, we did spend 2 very enjoyable days in Paraty, where we spent a day on a beautiful old wooden yacht sailing out to some of the numerous islands that dot this section of coast. This was a tour highlight. Earlier, when we reached the Serro do Rio do Rastro (another anticipated highlight), it was shrouded in fog, so instead of riding this series of 180 degree turns which plummet from the mountains to near sea level in about a couple of kms, we crawled down in first gear riding the brakes with the hazard lights on. Visibility was about 10 metres, & with trucks taking up a lot of the road (dont these guys ever slow down?) it was fairly nerve wracking. We have also had to put up with more than our fair share of wet weather, & all the associated inconvenience & unpleasantness that go with it, but thats motorcycing. Sometimes we disappeared into the persistent clouds that seem to cover the flanks of the mountains at this time of the year, which was freaky. Generally, the ride up the coast in the vicinity of Paraty was great. The coastal scenery is very similar to Queensland, & it was a nice twisty road without too much traffic, for a change. Riding in Brazil appears to be a mixed bag. They put a lot af cobblestones on the road in some places, & this is probably the most uncomfortable road surface of the lot to ride on. I am not a fan of speed humps either, but they do actually alow the traffic, & often provide the only opportunity to pass. And riding into a road tunnel which has no internal lighting, while wearing sunnies, is an unforgettable experience.

We didnt ride all the way into Rio, instead finishing the riding in Penedo, about 3 hrs away. We spent a few days here & managed to get up into one of the National Parks where there was some good riding on both bitumen & dirt, & terrific scenery. We were bussed into Rio, & as we came in the back door, we were able to see some of the Rio that most people dont want to see, before being dropped at the central bus station, then getting taxis to the hotel, which is located a mere 3 blocks from the beachfront at Copacobana. The only bit of drama came when we checked into the hotel only to find that the hotel had cancelled our booking due to some oversight or other. This was duly sorted by our usually very mild mannered support driver Lisbet. (Bloody hell, dont make her angry!). The desk clerk got a serve he is unlikely to forget.

So, I did the tourist thing & went up to see the famous Christo Redentor statue overlooking Rio from the top of Corcovado, then took a cable car ride up to the top of the Pao de Asucar (The Sugarloaf to us) for an equally stunning panoramic view. I have no idea why the mountains are shaped like pointy turrets, but I did flunk Geology the first time around at Uni. The title of one of the worlds most spectacular cities is not an exaggeration, & the place fairly hums as well. Yesterday I walked the full length of both Copacobana & Ipanema Beaches, while humming The Girl From Ipanema. These icons are also deserving of their reputation, although the weather is cool so there is not much happening on the beachfront. Apart from some blokes playing a version of beach volleyball, where they use only their heads & feet-no hands- & some wackers pumping iron in a public "look at me" sort of way at the open air gyms.

I have observed that the Brazilians are big eaters, & it shows. Some of the women on the beach could block out the sun, but that doesnt stop them putting on a G-string bikini as though they were built like Twiggy. There are some things a man just shouldnt see! On the other hand, there are a lot of things a man should see. This place is the capital of cleavage, & the babes dont mind putting it out there on public display, although it must be said that some of them have been doing it since Dwight Eisenhower was President, & it is time they packed it in. But I guess that is what Brazil is all about. Outwardly at least, people just dont seem to care or get too hung up about stuff like that. I guess that says as much about us as it does about them.

Something else they dont tell you about is the pervading smell of urine along the beachfront & environs. I suspect this is due to the large number of apartment owners around here that have dogs. Every post, pole & treetrunk gets a regular dose, so it pays to not stand still for too long around here. On that note, I might sign off now.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

BRAZIL.. OR HAVE I JUST SEEN THE FUTURE?

I am now a long way from Iguacu Falls. We have really been moving the last 4 days & my head is spinning. This is not what a relaxing holiday is about. What was that about reading the fine print? We started our journey eastwards from Iguacu with a couple of 500 km plus days, made even longer with a couple of navgational &/or logistical stuff ups which had us looking for our hotels after dark, never a good situation to be in. Added to that, it was wet a lot of the time. The traffic is a nightmare, & the roads have potholes & ruts all over the place. On day 3, we had to ride on a long stretch of unsealed road. Not normally too much of a problem, but this was really ugly. It was wet & very slippery, with tricky crossfalls & lots of ruts & corrugations, added to which there was traffic coming in the opposite direction, including trucks & buses. We would have covered about 100 km of this in several stretches, & in places there was 200m or more of nothing but mud. I didnt fall off, so thats gotta be a good thing. As I said, it was ugly, & when we finally got into Blumenau we were pretty well knackered. So since leaving Salta on the first trip, I have covered about 3200 km in 7 riding days. And today I finally saw the Atlantic, the point being that the last ocean I saw was the Pacific when I was in Lima about 5 weeks ago, so I have managed to ride across the South American continent, & I do feel pretty good about that.

I am still grappling with Brazil in general. Its an interesting country, & generally I like the people I have met. It is easily the most progressive & wealthy country in South America, & here are a few random thoughts. A more detailed & critical appraisal may or may not follow later! For a start, it is big & heavily populated. A good look at a map is quite daunting. There are towns all over the place, & many of them are huge. We have only covered a tiny portion in the south west of the country, yet I feel as though I have been riding in the same gigantic city for 4 days! Let me explain. You leave one town & in a few kilometres you enter another. The traffic is intimidating & fast, & cars just carve you up the whole time. Everyone drives as though they are getting the priest for their seriously ill mother. There is no relief, & the pressure is relentless, but one just has to adapt. I cant say that I like it, but I think I can understand it. If you dont drive that way you would never get anywhere. I dont know what people do in this country to get away from it all. There is no escape! Even on crappy goat tracks there are houses & heaps of traffic. The population is a lazy 170 million. Deduct a bit for the Amazon rainforest that hasnt been cut down yet, deduct another 30 million people who live in Rio, Brasilia & Sao Paulo, & you end up with a hell of a lot of people crammed into the bits that are left, and it really shows. I would hate to live here, I really would. I would go stir crazy.

Yet it is a land of contrasts. One the one hand, High rise towers festooned with peoples washing, horses & carts in the streets, the stench of pigs & piggeries permeating just about everywhere, dengue fever & malaria rampant. On the other, modern buildings, nice houses, good cars, shops with everything, the techno revolution. Today we stopped in a huge brand new roadhouse along the coastal freeway. I walked in to buy a coffee, & some pimply faced kid gave me a plastic rectangular thing about 5 x4 with a barcode on it . WTF is this for, I think. Turns out you help yourself to whatever you want, & it gets scanned into their system, & you pay on the way out. Dont really see the point, as there were several bored looking staff standing around scratching their privates. Maybe they just havent been sacked yet. Last night in a bar, I was gived a credit card thing to charge my purchases to. The system has so many flaws in it, it almost amounts to organised crime. Half the stuff I ordered didnt get delivered, I could have got someone elses orders, someone else could book stuff to me, etc, etc. Again, you pay on the way out, to a bored looking cashier, then as soon as you walk outside, some heavy gets a final look at your paperwork. What is all this whizz bang technology all about? Where is the saving? I would have thought with 170 million people, the more of them that have a useful job the better. Like building better roads, for a start.

OK, right now I am in a delightful coastal town called Antonina, in a very comfortable hotel right on the swampfront, freshly showered & sprayed, & about to have a coldie, then a good feed. If only I could hang my laundry out the window. The riding gear is fairly feral at the moment, I dont even want it in the same hotel, let alone have to put it back on tomorrow. Bugger it, I will hang it out. Nobody cares. We will be at a place called Paraty in 2 more days, with a chance to rest a bit, do the laundry, & go on a yacht cruise. And think about what a weird place this is!

PS. I havent seen a fly screen since I arrived in Brazil.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

FOZ DO IGUACU, BRAZIL

I am really enjoying the chance to stop in one place for a while. The new group arrives later today (Thurs) & we leave here on Sunday morning. Apart from just relaxing, I have done a couple of touristy things. I went up to the Itaipu Dam, which is the biggest source of hydro-electricity in the world. It was built jointly by Brazil & Paraguay & supplies both countries, in Paraguays case, to the tune of 80 percent. I took the technical tour, which lasted 2.5 hours, & which included a look at the turbines & generators. This thing is just mind blowing, & the statistics are all big numbers. The dam holds back the Parana River (no mean feat in itself) with 8km of both concrete & rockfill structures. The rotor shafts on the generators are nearly 3m diameter, & there are 18 of them spinning away. The spillways have a capacity 40 times that of Iguacu Falls! The security was, as expected, very tight & very visible, & they were tooled up with weaponry. I did notice one of the escalators was not working. No electricity, pehaps? A cheap shot, but the tour really was good.



The 3m diam drive shaft between the turbine & the gererator rotor

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The turbine inlets.




General view of Itaipu dam.

The spillways.


Another thing I did was to visit the point where you can stand in Brazil & look across the Iguacu River to see Argentina, & at the same time look across the Parana & see Paraguay, kind of neat in a geopolitical sort of way, because as you might expect, it doesnt look any different to the eye. I went out there on a scooter taxi, ie I paid good money to a lunatic on a Honda 150 to be his pillion passenger, another cheap thrill!

OK, time to fess up. Some of you are already aware that I dropped my bike in Bolivia, but for those who arent, here is the goss! I was looking ahead into a corner on a section of dirt a few hours out of Potosi on the way to Uyuni, then I was being helped to my feet, it was that quick. I cant remember a thing about it, thanks to a whack on the head so hard that it KOd me & cracked my helmet. I also landed on my left hip & elbow. That night I was taken to a hospital, if you could call it that, in Uyuni, where I had a gash on my elbow stitched up, without any local anaesthetic. Cost of this service was about 6 bucks. There did not appear to be any major damage, but my hip was quite sore, & has given me grief for the last 2 weeks, as it had swollen up a lot. I saw a proper doctor yesterday who took some xrays (nothing broken) & drained 600ml of fluid from the lump on my hip. He then jabbed me in the hip so many times I expected to see a tattoo when he had finished. I feel better now, even tho some of the swelling has returned this morning & I will see the doc again tomorrow. The whole thing had to be conducted mainly in Spanish because he didnt speak much English & I cant speak any Portuguese (apart from thank you & the name of my hotel!) And it cost a lot more than $6. So, I am taking it easy to give it a chance to settle down before we get back to riding. The incident made a mess of my Barkbusters & the muffler, so I have lost my bond, but luckily I took out the damage waiver insurance & dont hav to pay the actual cost of the damage. All I can say is OUCH !! Catch you later.


Tuesday, May 17, 2011

PHOTOS, AT LAST

Salmonella City Roadhouse






I dont know, I just take the photos, ok?






The towels in my room at Foz do Iguacu. What talent the girl has.




The mighty Iguacu Falls, various angles.Its so big, its hard to photograph.













Our hotel at Parmamarca, Argentina. The Flintstones used to own it.




Servo in San Pedro de Atacama, Chile. Tricky!




Sunset in the Atacama




Dont ride too close behind an Italian, if there is any mud about. Thanks Luca!





Bolivian roads are tricky at the best of times





The Bolivian Altiplano, some of the best scenery I have seen




Out on the Salar de Uyuni. Yes its me. Yes Im riding a dinosaur. No, its not a Triumph..




Bolivian Altiplano





Ditto




Loading trucks at the Potosi mine, Bolivia. They do everything the hard way, it is truly appalling.




Dynamite, anyone. Yes, its the real stuff.




Well, I had to see some eventually, didnt I?







Dried llama foetus anyone? The Witches Market, La Paz







Street market, LaPaz




La Paz. Its like this for nearly the full 360 degrees. We didnt even attempt to ride here, we left the bikes at the top.







Bolivia




On the barge crossing Lake Titicaca at the narrow point, Bolivia




The street parade/festa in Copacobana, Bolivia, which held us up, fortunately.




Ditto



Crossing from Peru into Bolivia.




There is no shortage of mangled English signs


Backstreet in Puno, Peru. Yuk


Reed boat building, Lake Titicaca


Welcoming committee. Hide your money.


Our first high pass. Max & Luca were first, naturally. The spontaneity & unpredictability of these very likeable blokes was great fun.



The Group at Machu Pichu, Peruvian Andes.



me



Sacred Valley, Peru. Young lady selling stuff at the roadside.

Le puedo tomar un photo, por favor?

Si.

Aqui tiene.